okeyy. i had enuff…

semua orang ngehujaaaat dia mulu….

“apaan sih?? aksen dibuat2?? jijik bgt”

“muka blaster kampuang”

“bibir monyong2 ga jelas ala ikan mas koki”

bahkan, ada yang ngasih komen begini di salah satu artikel ttg cintah :

“hiii
aku satu skolah sama dia
di skolah kta, kta tuh udah punya pacar semenjak kelas 4
dia tuh jatoh kebelakang banget.
n plus fyi shes so unpopular at school
she such a sad girl .

if you want to know about her dailly life bsh
i knw gossips, trust me she never hangs out in the regular hut cus she is a reject from there.
n yahh
if you think shes smart
she has a D- in her math class… “

arghhh. give her a breakk…

maksud gw. gimana kalo emang dia beneran ga bisa ngomong indo? lidahnya lahiran luar gituh…

*pram…dia pernah ngomong indo..n lancar!*

yahh….well….she practices! ya ga? maksud gw, dia kan udah jadi artis getohh. main sinetron pulak. it’s weird kalo dia make bahasa inggris ketika yang lain berdialog in indos.. sooo, wajar donk kalo dia lancar beberapa bahasa indo
yahh. sebenernya gw begini gara2 gw suka sama dia seehh. huakakakka. imut abis mukanya!! tipikal anak skrg bgt sih…..tapi teteplahh….hehehe….also, she’s only fourteen!! goshh..seumuran adek gw donk!!! udah kayak mbak2 bgt ga sih? hahhaaha. pedofil gela gw…..and her accent? love it! hahaha….

*yuhuuu…..cintahhhh…..cinta dehhh…hakakkak*

and about the D minus..yahhh……gotta tell ya, it’s a bit turn off for me…..tapiii mengingat gw juga goblog beginihhh…….i say what the hell!!! hahahhahahhahaha……unpopular??? she’s an actress!! why would she care about being popular in school?? she has the money!! hahahahahhahaa…….

yah…mengakhiri blog ini…gw mau bilang…

“akyuu sekollah di jekarthaa internasyenal skeewwll.. akyuu byuka pyushaa pakee strawberry puddinggss….andd tuna sushhii…..*ahiakkak*….”

(she laughed!! she actually laughed!! love her laugh…)

hahahahhahahhahaha..

hehe. got this from arab-evil….

jadi, ada pendapat wong bule sana..kalo all stupid people should wear somekind of sign…to tell everyone that they ARE stupid…

Bill Engvall, a stand up comedian, bahkan bikin lagu ttg here’s your sign inih.

I took my son to the mall the other day to see Santa Claus
The woman in line behind me says “hey is that Santa Claus up there”?
I said “no ma’m, it’s a Kenny Rodgers stunt double”

Here’s your sign

The other day I bought a wreath to go on our front door
as I was walking out the store a man stopped me and said
“hey, are you going to hang that on your door”?
I said “no sir, it’s a Christmas toilet seat cover, got the idea from Martha Stewart”

(Chorus)
Here’s your sign, Here’s your sign, Here’s your stupid sign
You acted dumb, so have some fun and wear your stupid sign
Oh! Here’s your sign, Here’s your sign, Here’s your stupid sign
you lost your mind, so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign

I hung those little Christmas lights on my house, you know the kind that blink on and off
My neighbour comes over and says
“Bill how do you get those to blink on and off like that”?
I said “I’ve got my son inside plugging and unplugging it, plugging and unplugging it”

Here’s your sign

I took my family to buy a Christmas tree the other night
When we walked onto the lot this guy walked up to me and says
“hey, y’all here to buy a Christmas tree?”
I said, “no sir, my son needs to go to the bathroom and these trees looked really inviting”

(Chorus)
Here’s your sign, Here’s your sign, Here’s your stupid sign
You acted dumb, so have some fun and wear your stupid sign
Oh! Here’s your sign, Here’s your sign, Here’s your stupid sign
you lost your mind, so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign
Here’s your sign, Here’s your sign, Here’s your stupid sign
have no fear when you’re spreading cheer during Christmas time

The other night my family and I were walking through the neighbourhood looking at all the Christmas decorations
when we came across this house that had a manger scene
now there was this whole group of people looking at it when I overheard this one guy say
“hey, are those the Three Wise Men”?
I said “no sir that’s ZZ Top doing a farming concert

(Chorus)
Here’s your sign, Here’s your sign, Here’s your stupid sign
You acted dumb, so have some fun and wear your stupid sign
Oh! Here’s your sign, Here’s your sign, Here’s your stupid sign
you lost your mind, so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign

Here’s your sign, Here’s your sign, here’s your stupid sign
(have no fear when you’re spreading cheer during Christmas time)

And finally my wife and I were in a grocery store the other day and I heard a woman ask the clerk
“do you know what time Midnight Mass starts on Christmas Eve”?
And in the holiday spririt I walked over and said “Here’s your sign”

Happy holidays everybody!

hahaha…..pada bisa ngegunainnya ga?

you guys should try this joke, dalem bo kalo berhasil dipraktekin…me n my Evil Colleagues sering bgt mempraktekkan joke ini… hahahha. we even made the literal sign! hahahhaha.

salam damai panik-evil dan arab-evil huehehehhe.

:-”   —–> our favourite emoticons….

hehe. kapan2 main ini yuukk..

bisa buat PP PSM nihh! non-mus bekerjaa!!

makan di cobek.
sedang nikmat2nya menyantap ayam pop…

tiba2 ada orang duduk samping gw.
hmm.
lirik dikit..

cowok gitu.. gaya berpakaiannya biasa…
pake kacamata… pake kaos n clana pendek…
ga tinggi (=pendek)
errr. to be honest. agak freak penampilannya.
oh well.
lanjut makan..

"uhuk.."

…

"uhuk uhuk…."

…

"uhukk..uhuk uhukkkkkkk…"

??????

omg. ngapain sih??
gw liat dia lagi..
posisi tangannya udah megang sendok sama garpu tapi mematung..
trus bbrp saat batuk2..setelah batuk kakinya digoyang2….

setelah itu dia mencoba nyendok sop ayam, tapi batuk2 lagi..
trus kakinya digoyang2in…

again and again..
ohh.
kayaknya ada yang salah ni sama orang ini..

wah. kayaknya ada bakat2 OCD nih..
okelah. gw rada ksian awalnya..

"uhuk2.."
"uhukk…"

……………….
arghhh!!!
sebel jugak lama2!!!
udah cepetan dimakan deh tu nasi!!!

gw liatin lagi…

anjir! ngupil donk!!
omg!
sumpah. selera makan gw ilang beneran….

gw bener2 udah cuek bgt deh tu. gw lagi makan bagian ayam yang agak2 menjijikkan pula…

"srrott…srooott"

anjir.
buang ingus……..
ga pake tissue, langsung aja gitu….
dan gw ga tau yah dia negbuang ke arah mana. gw udah ga berniat nengok…

langsunglah gw cepet2 bayar dan cabut…..

argh..